YOU KNOW YOU’VE BEEN IN ROTC TOO LONG WHEN….
 You polish your Nikes.
 You look forward to PT.
 You sing “Jodies” in the shower.
 You wear your uniform to church.
 You square corners going to class.
 You get insurance for your uniform.
 You “square” your meals in the cafeteria.
 You call your girlfriend by her last name.
 You start putting everything in acronyms.
 You tell your girlfriend’s mother “Yes, Sir.”
 You shave your head to look like the Sarge.
 You ask teachers if you can go to the latrine.
 You repeat the Colonel’s jokes to your friends.
 You shout “At Ease!” to your annoying brother.
 You keep calling your math class to “Attention.”
 You start using 2200 in reference to your curfew.
 You make yourself do pushups when you tell a lie.
 You jump to attention when your alarm clock rings.
 You get “in step” with friends walking down the hall.
 You constantly check your gig line, even in civilian clothes.
 You burn a copy of the Air Force Song to your favorite CD.
 You hum “When Johnny Comes Marching Home,” in the halls.
 You stand at parade rest when other teachers call you to their desk.
 You wear a bracelet that bears the initials WWSCD (What Would Sargent Corbett
Do).
 You set aside a certain portion of your allowance to pay for the flight
caps you keep losing.
 And finally, when reading this list you realize, “Hey, I’M ALL that
and more!”
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